"Girl Immitation"

Pull your pants up; walk with your head up; comb your hair; hold the door open for women; show respect; demand respect; this is how you check the oil; this is how you shoot a deer; this is how you dig a hole; this is how you use the barbecue; this is how you drive a stick; this is how you treat women; do not be your father-your father never knew how to treat a woman; protect your sisters; work as hard as you possibly can; save your money; marry a woman who makes you proud of the man you've become; don’t drink and drive- your father might still be here; cherish your family, do not judge those who are different from you.